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Obama’s Teleprompter Commits Suicide

From CNN, via YouTube:

Given that it Mr. Obama was talking about the economy, this seems almost all too auspicious.

This article was posted by Steve on Monday, July 13th, 2009. Comments are currently closed.

20 Responses to “Obama’s Teleprompter Commits Suicide”

  1. NC Cop says:

    It just couldn’t take having to lie all the time for him, I guess. Poor little thing.

  2. jobeth says:

    It gave its life for the cause of truth. LOL

  3. BillK says:

    Even it couldn’t handle the garbage he was spewing.

  4. proreason says:

    We will look back on this as the symbolic moment when the tide turned and we took the country back from the idiots.

  5. BigOil says:

    Notice how he could not properly complete the sentence after the prompter bit the dust.

  6. canary says:

    that’s why he never became a lawyer. uh….my…..client…..uh…..uh….

  7. U NO HOO says:

    Any one know if Obama ever attended a Toastmasters International meeting?

    Or took an economics course?

    I wish some of those hot shot reporters would ask Gibby Gibbs some of those questions.

    Never mind, don’t let facts interfere with Obama’s thought processes.

  8. canary says:

    Obama’s acting career started off bad because he wanted to be the star role.

    In the script, Obama’s was to start giving a speech about freedom, and two other actors were to come up on the stage, and haul him off, to show him as a black person without the freedom of speech. But, Obama got carried away and did not want to stop lecturing and speaking when his part ended in the play, to give the other’s their turns.

    “I was still in that trance like state when I mounted the stage….I say there’s a struggle going on!…It’s happening an ocean away…Not between rich and poor…A choice between right and wrong, clapping, cheering,
    and I knew that I had them, that the connection had been made.
    I took hold of the mike, ready to plunge on,..”

    (at this point the two come on the stage and grab him, to pull him off the stage as he admits the script was written, but he doesn’t want to stop preaching lol)

    “…and I was suppose to act like I was trying to break free, except a part of me wasn’t acting, I really wanted to stay up there, to hear my voice bouncing off the crowd and returning back to me in applause.”

    (Then he sits like a spoiled brat, fuming watching the other’s take their turn performing, angry and complaining his part was too short, and complaining that his part was too short. Someone came up to congradulate Obama’s performance and speech, and he rudely, interruptes her, whining)

    “I’m happy you enjoyed my little performance today. But, that’s that last time you will ever hear another speech out of me.”

    (Goes on sipping his beer chewing out the girl who complimented him and explains his anger..)

    “I’ll tell you why. Because it makes ME feel important. Because I Like the applause. It gives me a nice, cheap thrill. That’s all” “I took another swig of beer..”

    short excerpts from dreams from my father 106-108 barack obama
    (I capitalized “Me” and “I” cause I couldn’t put it in italic typing as he does to show he was shouting) If ONLY he meant that would be his “LAST” speech.

    pg 100-101. “To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk rock performance poets. At night, in the dorms, we discussed neocolonialism, Franz Fanon, Eurocentrism, and patriarchy. When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet ,, we were resisiting bourgeois society’s stifling constraints. We weren’t indifferent or careless or insecure.We were alienated…it remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.

    He has not changed much. Has he?

  9. canary says:

    Concerning out wounded American Hero Veterans,

    While Obama thinks he can afford universal Health Care, Obama FORGOT about his April news conference speech to correct underfunding and budget delays for our wounded vets being turned away from VA hospitals and clinics, according to the D.A.V. This is ashame since, other programs like Job Corps, Head Start, and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting recieved their fundings timely. Of course CPB had to agree to no more church programs.]
    The DAV was working on getting the Veterans Health Care Budget Reform and Transparency Act passed to try and correct this problem, noting the 3.5 tillion budget resolution being non-binding. They are making headway. An amendment to insure timely and predictable funding flow from fiscal year to fiscal year resulting in better care for our veterans and wounded warrierors, was introduced by Senator James Inhofe (R-Okla) with bipartisan support from Senate Veteran’s Affairs Committee Daniel Akaka (D-Hawaii) and Ranking Member Richard Burr (Republican N.C.), among others.
    I do not believe Obama understands the necessity of immediate and timely health care in blown off body parts and faces.
    Do not forget, after his campaign promises to our present wounded soldiers to own their own private insurance, his wife spoke out publically the same day, a rare occasion that the soldiers were going to be her number #1 aim as the new 1st Lady. But, the celebrity, travel, and shopping, and tending the WH plantation organic gardening slaves has been taking all her time.

    • Liberals Demise says:

      The wounded teleprompter could not give a statement as to how serious its’ wounds were or if it received prompt care after the conference. All that was heard as it was being removed from the stage is that it took one for the Gipper.

      (sarc off)

      This plight of the wounded Veterans not receiving the BEST CARE is unforgivable and the half breed damn well knows this. The Silverback he married is a pig!

  10. wardmama4 says:

    I can’t help but wonder who is going to take the fall for this mishap. You know Our Fearless Reader can not accept responsibility for anything.

    To me, however, this incident is both an omen of where his Administration is going and also a telling comment on just how much of a facade his Presidency is.

    Such a shame that the first ‘African-American’ in the Presidency is in reality a Halfrican, a joke and a disgrace to all Americans.

  11. catie says:

    Ooohhh the Humanity. I think I’m going to cry. Where and when is Totus’s Memorial Service? I know I would like to pay my respects to one who sacrificed soooo much in the service of it’s nation.
    Now, what’s he going to do to paraphrase cuppa Joe? Thank goodness we have people working on that.

  12. untrainable says:

    The worst part was that for the rest of the speech, we could only see one side of his face. Without that tennis match left-right-left-right delivery, it’s just not as “sincere”. WHO TALKS LIKE THAT??

  13. tranquil.night says:

    @Rush, SG – Classic

  14. Reality Bytes says:

    Obama’s teleprompter enters martyrdom & has taken up with 72 IPods in paradise.

  15. jezzika says:

    Poor TOTUS… he ‘knew too much; and ‘had to go’…

    The new one will come fro the same ‘attitude adjustment’ courses as the Main Stream Media, the Banks, the auto industry, AIG, Leghman and the Amerian people. . Poor old TOTUS will be made an example of in briefings, but praised for ‘serving well…’ then swept up and disposed of in the trash.


    We will remember you TOTUS, you were brave beyond belief… RIP.

  16. Wascally Wabbit says:

    I believe the TOTUS was assassinated. Unidentified witnesses report witnessing a man with a slingshot near a grassy knoll shortly before the TOTUS fell.
    The Federal Bureau of Incompetents refused to confirm or deny these reports, pending further investigation.

  17. katmeredith says:

    Oh my word. You guys are hilarious. I don’t have television and so I never watch Obama’s speeches and haven’t really experienced the teleprompter effect. But I’ve heard alot about it here on S&L. Poor TOTUS.

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