SubscribeAl Gore To Campaign For Obama - Oh Joy!
From the modestly named Al Gore page at Al’s Journal at the website algore.com:
My endorsement
June 16, 2008
A few hours from now I will step on stage in Detroit, Michigan to announce my support for Senator Barack Obama. From now through Election Day, I intend to do whatever I can to make sure he is elected President of the United States.
Over the next four years, we are going to face many difficult challenges — including bringing our troops home from Iraq, fixing our economy, and solving the climate crisis. Barack Obama is clearly the candidate best able to solve these problems and bring change to America.
I’ve never asked members of AlGore.com to contribute to a political campaign before, but this moment and this election are too important to let pass without taking action.
That’s why I am asking you to join me today in showing your support for Barack Obama by making a contribution to his campaign today.
Over the past 18 months, Barack Obama has united a movement. He knows change does not come from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue or Capitol Hill. It begins when people stand up and take action.
With the help of millions of supporters like you, Barack Obama will bring the change we so desperately need in order to solve our country’s most pressing problems.
If you’ve already contributed to Barack Obama’s campaign, I ask that you consider making another contribution. If you haven’t, please join the movement right now.
On the issues that matter most, Barack Obama is clearly the right choice to lead our nation.
We have a lot of work to do in the next few months to elect Barack Obama president and it begins by making a contribution to his campaign today.
This will cinch it for Obama for sure.
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June 16th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Al Gore’s endorsement. It just doesn’t get any better than that! Does it?
June 16th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I guess it’s over the Fat Man is going to sing.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
….”He knows change does not come from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue or Capitol Hill…..”
So putting shit-for-brains in the White House changes what?? Another AlGorism. And he wonders why he didn’t win!!
June 16th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
JohnMG–you’re killing me! Brevity is the soul of wit! Hilarious…..
June 16th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
The Goracle foresees warm months ahead followed by a brief period of cold starting around October of this year.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
I say we keep politicians out of natural weather occurrences ,and put most into a high speed blender !
Good GOD ! Who would want this endorsement ? Desperate is as , despaired does. I thought U.N.C.L.E Ted was bad enough . I pray for this nation , but I’m stocking up on patriot tools .
June 17th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Al Gore needs to eliminate industries, internal combustion engines, logging, oil exploration, incandescent light bulbs and beach bonfires in order to save our planet.You know Earth, the one that has a fever.
Barry is now so indebted to “spotted Al” for this endorsement that he has no choice, as president, but to give climate change man a big thumbs up and “okee dokee” for his insane plans.
God, Please Help Us!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Big Al is a bloated mess. What is this giant man’s carbon footprint?
“A few hours from now I will step on stage in Detroit, Michigan to announce my support for Senator Barack Obama.” ….and we are going to follow that up with a live MMA match on CBS as I fight Kimbo Slice on national television. WOW! Stop it stop it stop talking you stupid voices, wrastlin’s not gonna cause any environmental concerns, (*^(*&^&^ voices…….Anyway, I am back and bloated as ever.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:57 am
I wonder if Obamanation would conside the Goracle for VP - imagine the bumper sticker - Give everything to US so we can heal the World-
Wait, I got that wrong -
-Give US all your money so we can heal the World-
Darn wrong again -
-Just you wait until we take all your money to make ourselves rich-
There I got it right.
I wonder if Obamanation will use the Goracle’s Idea and start a Oppressor Credits scam - where you can pay for some oppressed person’s lunch and thereby assuage your Oppressor guilt.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:57 am
I wonder if Obamanation would conside the Goracle for VP - imagine the bumper sticker - Give everything to US so we can heal the World-
Wait, I got that wrong -
-Give US all your money so we can heal the World-
Darn wrong again -
-Just you wait until we take all your money to make ourselves rich-
There I got it right.
I wonder if Obamanation will use the Goracle’s Idea and start a Oppressor Credits scam - where you can pay (Obama) for some oppressed person’s lunch and thereby assuage your Oppressor guilt.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:44 am
I’m not worried about what idiot endorses the idiot nominated by idiots. I worry about the idiots who vote for such idiots.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I swear I smell wood burning whenever I watch Al Gore open his mouth. Putting a catalytic on his pie hole would probably do the environment some good, not to mention keep his eloqution pollution to a minimum.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Wardmama–the bumper sticker would have to be “Obamanation/Goracle ‘ 08″! Or should it be “Obamessiah/Goracle ‘ 08″? That sounds more spiritual and savior-like, eh? After all, Oprah just said that God put us on earth to evolve, and I am sure she and her suckers think these 2 losers at the top of their game are highly “evloved”…..
June 18th, 2008 at 7:25 am
“ONLY IN AMERICA: the Legend of Barack Obama” hungers for change with our latest episode, “Meet the Press”!
Rated “R” for media eroticism and undiluted Obama-worship
“And I, er, will seek to, um, bring us…together…to be, um, a President who does not…divide…who is not a divider but a…joiner together… person. As your President I will, um, do…anything….anything it takes…to, um, protect and, er, defend… our unworthy and bitter nation. My role as President is to serve our country as a kind of… panty liner for the American people, the same sort of, um, intimate protection known to so many of you, the disappointed and shortchanged womenfolk of America, who remind me in so many ways of my own white grandmother. My, er, Administration will shield this angry and divided land, this birthplace of slavery and… oppression from, uh, accidents and, uh, social embarrassment and, uh, the deserved consequences of it’s, um, crimes…leaving all of us, all of you Americans, feeling clean and fresh and…confident” orated the wiry nominee, in that deep, rumbling voice of his.
“It’s like listening to Abe Lincoln” whispered a trembling Tammi Thong from NBC. “So dignified, such a masterful use of language, especially the ‘uh’ and the ‘er”.
“It’s like listening to a great symphony” gasped Jenni Strydent from NPR “By Beetzart or Mozhoven or one of those guys”.
“I came three times just hearing his voice” shuddered Laura Ardent from ABC.
Me too” concurred Keith Ubermensch from MSNBC.
“I bet he smells really nice” mused Tammi. “I bet he smells like Hope. I bet he’s a good kisser too”.
“I wish I was his best friend” yearned Keith. “I could carry his lunchbox to school and we could build a tree house and ride our bikes and I could warm the seat for him when he goes to the john. Does he ever go to the john? Probably not. And we could go skinny-dipping down at the old swimming hole and afterwards we could wrestle naked on the bank, like two little puppies”.
“I wish I could keep him chained up in my cellar and feed him on rainwater and leftovers until he finally understands how much I love him and how we were meant to be together forever” muttered Laura, as the other reporters glanced at her and began to edge nervously away.
The voices in their ears told each of them it was time to deliver their individual pieces to camera, so the bedazzled media watchdogs checked their makeup, spritzed on another layer of Kerry Extra-Strength Hair Immobilizer and took their separate places.
“And we’re on in three, two, one…”
“Tonight” intoned Jenni “a deservedly repentant America took the first, awkward baby steps toward making amends to the world for an historical catalogue of crimes without parallel when Barack Obama, the shining hope of a nation, nay – a world, began a campaign that was to go down in history, go down not in any nasty Bill Clinton kind of way, but rather as …”
“A campaign without peer” lectured Tammi, “a campaign without flaw, run by a flawless candidate and his flawless team, which dispatched, in a humane and merciful manner, like a bolt gun to the skull, the doomed aspirations of Hillary Clinton. The senator from New York is now, like the nation she sought in vain to lead, lost at sea, adrift, castaway, without hope or direction, at the disastrous conclusion to what was, after all, meant to be only a three hour tour”.
“A three hour tour” echoed Laura “which became a voyage of discovery for a deeply wounded nation, a time of soul-searching and disquiet until, at last, there emerged a mighty sailing man, a skipper brave and sure, who could guide the leaking, battered, Bush-ridden ship of state to a snug and safe…”
“Harbor, where the American people, still clinging to their guns and their religion and with their houses being repossessed from under them, can find shelter under the sinewy arm of the Man from Illinois” panted Keith. “The minor distraction of an election may still be five months away but in the secret minds and hearts of millions of Americans that contest was decided today, here in the presence of this awesome Man-God. His earthly parents, or parent, knew him as ‘Barry’. His wife and colleagues knew him as ‘Barack’ but from today, as far as the world and we here in the Watchdog Media are concerned, he is our ‘Mr President”.
“And we’re…out”.
“Well, it doesn’t get more fair and balanced than that” said Keith. “See how I called him ‘Man-God’ instead of just ‘God’? Nothing’s gonna compromise my journalistic integrity”.
“Me neither” said Tammi. “I’m not afraid to ask him the tough questions. ‘Do you like long walks and holding hands?’ I’ll ask him. “Or do you prefer a quiet dinner for two and cuddling by the fire?”
“O God –he just looked right at me” gasped Laura. “He did! I know he did. He knows who I am! O God…o God…yes…yes…oooohhh yes!” she gasped, sort of like Meg Ryan in “Sleepless in Seattle”, only more convincing.
“No – he looked at me!” insisted Keith “He looked at me – o yeah…o yeah…o baby”.
“Why’s that red light still on?” wondered Jenni. “We’re not still on air…are we?”
June 18th, 2008 at 9:32 am
ptat - of course you are correct (and right) - can’t have the stupid masses being told the truth. Ever.
And Artboy - what can I say - that is great. Scary though - I hope no one ever, ever stoops to using ‘the Man from Illinois’ - the hypocrisy and utter contempt toward reality would be appalling - wait -on second thought - maybe that would be just the kicker to end Obamanation’s campaign.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Thanks, wardmama. I don’t know which bugs me more, Obama himself or the drooling, panting, asskissing adoration he gets from the media. Of course, that’ll fall away one day, it has to, but by then we’ll be stuck with him and I don’t want to be stuck with him. This country’s going to be tested - and soon - and this guy has in no way got what it takes to meet that test.