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Oklahoman Had Loaded Pistol Hidden In Vagina

From The Smoking Gun:

Cops: Perp Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina

Handgun was found inside Oklahoman during strip search

March 6, 2013

An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.

The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris…

Talk about your ‘pistol packing mama.’ But maybe she was getting handgun advice from Joe Biden.

In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.

The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported.

Clearly, we need stricter ‘vagina control’ laws.

As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.”

Well, it does sound suspect.

At around 3:45 AM Monday, cops spotted Harris and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant. The women were in the front of the vehicle and “both seats were laid all the way back.” Asked by a cop if the car contained weapons or drugs, Harris, who was behind the wheel, answered that “she did not think there was anything.”

But when a drug dog alerted to both the driver and passenger sides of the Toyota Yaris, cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.

While being transported to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.”

At the lockup, Harris was directed to change out of her clothes into “jail clothing.” When directed to lower her underwear so that a female cop could check for contraband, Harris “advised that she was on her period and did not want to.”

Harris eventually complied with the cop’s order. “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

As seen above, the police report includes a photo of the handgun seized from Harris, who is scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon on felony weapons and narcotics charges.

Still, probably the biggest surprise here is that this isn’t a story Florida.

This article was posted by Steve on Friday, March 8th, 2013. Comments are currently closed.

10 Responses to “Oklahoman Had Loaded Pistol Hidden In Vagina”

  1. Petronius says:

    Eras of decadence are always the best times to live in. While they last.

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  2. Astravogel says:

    Brings concealed carry to new lows. Did she have a CC Permit?

  3. wirenut says:

    This brings concealed carry to a new level. What else did they find in her, ah, holster?

  4. canary says:

    (NJ) Feds plant Undercover Agent with bomb “in pants” successful in passing 2 TSA Screenings and pat down, hoping public will blame sequesters…..or……

    the agent probably had NJ’s Gov Chris Christi’s stature.

    FoxNews: Undercover Agent With Fake Bomb Passes TSA Screenings at Newark Airport

    Mar 8 2013

    An undercover TSA inspector with an improvised explosive device in his pants successfully made it through two security checkpoints at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey, including being pulled aside for pat-down.

    The questions is, how did this happen? Fox News contributor Juan Williams and Washington Free Beacon reporter Lachlan Markay reacted this morning on America’s Newsroom.
    … […] But if they’re not getting a guy with a bomb in his pants, what the hell are they doing?” he said.

    With all the money going into the TSA, are the screening procedures are effective? Watch the discussion:


  5. canary says:

    “The women were in the front of the vehicle and “both seats were laid all the way back”

    Kinky gay sex? Couldn’t afford a strap on, rubber ding dong gun with safe exploding bullets?

  6. yadayada says:

    not uncommon for a gun that size to be attempted. the Shift Commander’s office at my work used to have a picture of a fluoroscan showing one in the pelvc area of a man. you could even see the reflection of the levi logo on the buttons of the jeans he was wearing.

    the part of this article that has me curious is the spent shell ??
    crazy people

  7. Tater Salad says:

    “The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops.”
    – Noah Webster

    Death before slavery!

  8. Liberals Demise says:

    Had she not had the meth in her arse crack, me thinks they’d have found a Mossburg 500 shot gun with pistol grip and full 3 inch breach.

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