Osama Bin Laden Says “Join Us” - Transcript
From the wire services:
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[Associated Press caption:] This two picture combination shows on the left, Osama bin Laden in an image made from an undated video broadcast on Friday, Oct. 29, 2004 by the Arab television station Al-Jazeera. On the right, bin Laden is shown in an image taken from a banner advertisement featured on an Islamic militant Web site where al-Qaida’s media arm, Al-Sahab, frequently posts messages on Thursday Sept. 6, 2007. In the image posted Thursday, bin Laden’s beard appears to have been dyed, a popular practice among Arab leaders, said Rita Katz, director of the SITE Institute, a Washington-based group that monitors terror messages.
What are the odds that Mr. Bin Laden would appear in the same outfit, in front of the same backdrop, but with a darker beard?
Nevertheless, here is my painstaking conversion of the pdf file which ABC News purports to be a translation of the video:
Following Is A Transcript:
All praise is due to Allah, who built the heavens and earth in justice, and created man as a favor and grace from Him. And from His ways is that the days rotate between the people, and from His Law is retaliation in kind: an eye for an eye, a tooth far a tooth and the killer is killed. And all praise is due to Allah, who awakened His slaves’ desire for the Garden, and all of them will enter it except those who refuse. And whoever obeys Him alone in all of his affairs will enter the Garden, and whoever disobeys Him will have refused.
As for what comes after: Peace be upon he who follows the Guidance. People of America: I shall be speaking to you on important topics which concern you, so lend me your ears. I begin by discussing the war which is between us and some of its repercussions for us and you.
To preface, I say: despite America being the greatest economic power and possessing the most powerful and up-to-date military arsenal as well; and despite it spending on this war and its army more than the entire world spends on its armies; and despite it being the being the major state influencing the policies of the world, as if it has a monopoly on the unjust right of veto; despite all of this, 19 young men were able - by the grace of Allah, the Most High - to change the direction of its compass. And in fact, the subject of the Mujahideen has become an inseparable part of the speech of your leader, and the effects and signs of that are not hidden.
Since the 11th, many of America’s policies have come under the influence of the Mujahideen, and that is by the grace of Allah, the Most High. And as a result, the people discovered the truth about it, its reputation worsened, its prestige was broken globally and it was bled dry economically, even if our interests overlap with the interests of the major corporations and also with those of the neoconservatives, despite the differing intentions.
And for your information media, during the first years of the war, lost its credibility and manifested itself as a tool of the colonialist empires, and its condition has often been worse than the condition of the media of the dictatorial regimes which march in the caravan of the single leader.
Then Bush talks about his working with al-Maliki and his government to spread freedom in Iraq but he in fact is working with the leaders of one sect against another sect, in the belief that this will quickly decide the war in his favor.
And thus, what is called the civil war came into being and matters worsened at his hands before getting out of his control and him becoming like the one who plows and sows the sea: he harvests nothing but failure.
So these are some of the results of the freedom about whose spreading he is talking to you. And then the backtracking of Bush on his insistence on not giving the United Nations expanded jurisdiction in Iraq is an implicit admission of his loss and defeat there.
And among the most important items contained in Bush’s speeches since the events of the 11th is that the Americans have no option but to continue the war. This tone is in fact an echoing of the words of neoconservatives like Cheney, Rumsfeld and Richard Pearle, the latter having said previously that the Americans have no choice in front of them other than to continue the war or face a holocaust.
I say, refuting this unjust statement, that the morality and culture of the holocaust is your culture, not our culture. In fact, burning living beings is forbidden in our religion, even if they be small like the ant, so what of man?! The holocaust of the Jews was carried out by your brethren in the middle of Europe; but had it been closer to our countries, most of the Jews would have been saved by taking, refuge with us. And my proof for that is in what your brothers, the Spanish, did when they set up the horrible courts of the Inquisition to try Muslims and Jews, when the Jews only found safe shelter by taking refuge in our countries. And that is why the Jewish community in Morocco today is one of the largest communities in the world. They are alive with us and we have not incinerated them, but we are a people who don’t sleep under oppression and reject humiliation and disgrace, and we take revenge on the people of tyranny and aggression, and the blood of the Muslims will not be spilled with impunity, and the morrow is nigh for he who awaits.
Also, your Christian brothers have been living among us for 14 centuries: in Egypt alone, there are millions of Christians whom we have not incinerated and shall not incinerate. But the fact is, there is a continuing and biased campaign being waged against us for a long time now by your politicians and many of your writers by way of your media, especially Hollywood, for the purpose of misrepresenting Islam and its adherents to drive you away from the true religion. The genocide of people and their holocausts took place at your hands: only a few specimens of Red Indians were spared, and just a few days ago, the Japanese observed the 62nd anniversary of the annihilation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by your nuclear weapons.
And among the things which catch the eye of the one who considers the repercussions of your unjust war against Iraq is the failure of your democratic system, despite it raising of the slogans of justice, liberty, equality and humanitarianism. It has not only failed to achieve these things, it has actually destroyed these and other concepts with its weapons - especially in Iraq and Afghanistan - in a brazen fashion, to replace them with fear, destruction, killing, hunger, illness, displacement and more than a million orphans in Baghdad alone, not to mention hundreds of thousands of widows. Americans statistics speak of the killing of more than 650,000 of the people of Iraq as a result of the war and its repercussions.
People of America: the world is following your news in regards to your invasion of Iraq, for people have recently come to know that, after several years of the tragedies of this war, the vast majority. of you want it stopped. Thus, you elected the Democratic Party for this purpose, but the Democrats haven’t made a move worth mentioning. On the contrary, they continue to agree to the spending of tens of billions to continue the killing and war there, which has led to the vast majority of you being afflicted with disappointment.
And here is the gist of the matter, so one should pause, think and reflect: why have the Democrats failed to stop this war, despite them being the majority?
I will come back to reply to this question after raising another question, which is:
Why are the leaders of the White House keen to start wars and wage them around the world, and make use of every possible opportunity through which they can reach this purpose, occasionally even creating justifications based on deception and blatant lies, as you saw Iraq?
In the Vietnam War, the leaders of the White House claimed at the time that it was a necessary and crucial war, and during it, Rumsfeld and his aides murdered two million villagers, And when Kennedy took over the presidency and deviated from the general line of policy drawn up for the White House and wanted to stop this unjust war, that angered the owners of the major corporations who were benefiting from its continuation.
And so Kennedy was killed, and al-Qaida wasn’t present at that time, but rather, those, corporations were tie primary beneficiary from his killing. And the war continued after that for approximately one decade, but after it became clear to you that it was an unjust and unnecessary war, you made one of your greatest mistakes, In that you neither brought to account nor punished those who waged this war, not even the most violent of its murderers, Rumsfeld. And even more incredible than that is that Bush picked him as secretary of defense in his first term after picking Cheney as his vice-president, Powell as secretary of state and Armitage as Powell’s deputy, despite their horrific and blood history of murdering humans. So that was clear signal that his administration - the administration of the generals didn’t have as its main concern the serving of humanity, but rather, was Interested in bringing about new massacres. Yet in spite of that, you permitted Bush to complete his first term, and stranger still, chose him for a second term, which gave him a clear mandate from you - with your full knowledge and consent - to continue to murder our people in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Then you claim to be innocent! This innocence of yours is like my innocence of the blood of your sons on the 11th - were I to claim such a thing. But it is impossible for me to humor any of you in the arrogance and indifference you show for the lives of humans outside America, or for me to humor your leaders in their lying, as the entire world knows they have the lion’s share of that. These morals aren’t our morals. What I want to emphasize here is that not taking past wars criminals to account led to them repeating that clime of killing humanity without right and waging this unjust war in Mesopotamia, and as a result, here are the oppressed ones today continuing to take their right from you.
This war was entirely unnecessary, as testified to by your own reports. And among the most capable of those from your own side who speak to you on this topic and on the manufacturing of public opinion is Noam Chomsky, who spoke sober words of advice prior to the war, but the leader of Texas doesn’t like those who give advice. The entire world came out in unprecedented demonstrations to warn against waging the war and describe its true nature in eloquent terms like "no to spilling red blood for black oil," yet he paid them no heed. It is time for humankind to know that talk of the rights of man and freedom are lies produced by the White House and its allies in Europe to deceive humans, take control of their destinies and subjugate them,
So in answer to the question about the causes of the Democrats failure to stop the war, I say: they are the same reasons which led to the failure of former president Kennedy to stop the Vietnam war. Those with real power and influence are those with the most capital. And since the democratic system permits major corporations to back candidates, be they presidential or congressional, there shouldn’t be any cause for astonishment - and there isn’t any - in the Democrats’ failure to stop the war. And you’re the ones who have the saying which goes, "Money talks." And I tell you: after the failure of your representatives in the Democratic Party to implement your desire to stop the war, you can still carry anti-war placards and spread out in the streets of major cities, then go back to your homes, but that will be of no use and will lead to the prolonging of the war.
However, there are two solutions for stopping it. The first is from our side, and it is to continue to escalate the killing and fighting against you. This is our duty, and our brothers are carrying it out, and I ask Allah to grant them resolve and victory. And the second solution is from your side, it has now become clear to you and the entire world the impotence of the democratic system and how it plays with the interests of the peoples and their blood by sacrificing soldiers and populations to achieve the interests of the major corporations.
And with that, it has become clear to all that they are the real tyrannical terrorists. In fact, the life of all of mankind is in danger because of the global warming resulting to a large degree from the emissions of the factories of the major corporations, yet despite that, the representative of these corporations in the White House insists on not observing the Kyoto accord, with the knowledge that the statistic speaks of the death and displacement of the millions of human beings because of that, especially in Africa. This greatest of plagues and most dangerous of threats to the lives of humans is taking place in an accelerating fashion as the world is being dominated by the democratic system, which confirms its massive failure to protect humans and their interests from the greed and avarice of the major corporations and their representatives.
And despite this brazen attack on the people, the leaders of the West - especially Bush, Blair, Sarkozy and Brown - still talk about freedom and human rights with a flagrant disregard for the intellects of human beings. So is there a form of terrorism stronger, clearer and more dangerous than. tills? This is why I tell you: as you liberated yourselves before from the slavery of monks, kings, and feudalism, you should liberate yourselves from the deception, shackles and attrition of the capitalist system.
If you were to ponder it well, you would find that in the end, it is a system harsher and fiercer than your systems in the Middle Ages, The capitalist system seeks to turn the entire world into a fiefdom of the major corporations under the label of "globalization" in order to protect democracy.
And Iraq and Afghanistan and their tragedies; and the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes; and the abject poverty and tragic hunger in Africa: all of this is but one side of the grim face of this global system.
So it is imperative that you free yourselves from all of that and search for an alternative, upright methodology. in which it is not the business of any class of humanity to lay down its own laws to its own advantage at the expense of the other classes as is the case with you, since the essence of man- made positive laws is that they serve the interests of those with the capital and thus make the rich richer and the poor poorer.
The infallible methodology is the methodology of Allah, the Most High, who created the heavens and earth and created the Creation and is the Most Kind and All-informed and the Knower of the souls of His slaves and the methodology that best suits them.
You believe with absolute certainty that you believe in. Allah, and you are full of conviction of this belief, so much so that you have written this belief of yours on your dollar.
But the truth is that you are mistake in this belief of yours. The impartial judge knows that belief in Allah requires straightness in the following of His methodology, and accordingly, total obedience must be to the orders and prohibitions of Allah Alone in all aspects of life.
So how about you when you associate others with Him in your beliefs and separate state from religion, then claim that you are believers?!
What you have done is clear loss and manifest polytheism, And I will give you a parable of polytheism, as parables summarize and clarify speech.
I tell you: its parable is the parable of a man who owns a shop and hires a worker and tells him, "Sell and give me the money," but he makes sales and give the money to someone other than the owner. So who of you would approve of that?
You believe that Allah is your Lord and your Creator and the Creator of this earth and that it is His property, then you work on His earth and property without His orders and without obeying Him, and you legislate in contradiction to His Law and methodology.
This work of yours is the greatest form of polytheism and is rebellion against obedience to Allah with which the believer becomes an unbeliever, even if he obeys Allah in some of His other orders. Allah, the Most High, sent down His orders in His Sacred Books like the Torah and Evangel and sent with them the Messengers (Allah’s prayers and peace be upon them) as bearers of good news to the people.
And everyone who believes in them and complies with them is a believer from the people of Garden. Then when the men of knowledge altered the words of Allah the Most High, and sold them for a paltry price, as the rabbis did with the Torah and the monks with the Evangel, Allah sent down His final Book, the magnificent Quran, and safeguarded it from being added to or subtracted from by the hands of men, and in it is a complete methodology for the lives of all people.
And our holding firm to this magnificent Book is the secret of our strength and winning of the war against you despite the fewness of our numbers and materiel.
And if you would like to get to know some of the reasons for your losing of your war against us, then read the book of Michael Scheuer in this regard.
Don’t be turned away from Islam by the terrible situation of the Muslims today, for our rulers in general abandoned Islam many decades ago, but our forefathers were the leaders and pioneers of the world for many centuries, when they held firmly to Islam.
And before concluding, I tell you: there has been an increase in the thinkers who study events and happenings, and on the basis of their study, they have declared the approach of the collapse of the American Empire.
Among them is the European thinker who anticipated the fall of the Soviet Union, which indeed fell. And it would benefit you to read what he wrote about what conies after the empire in regard to the United States of America. I also want to brine your attention that among the greatest reasons for the collapse of the Soviet Union Was their being afflicted with their leader. Brezhnev, who was overtaken by pride and arrogance and refused to look at the facts on the ground. From the first year of the Afghanistan invasion, reports indicated that the Russians were losing the war, but he refused to acknowledge this, lest it go down in his personal history as a defeat, even though refusal to acknowledge defeat not only doesn’t do anything to change the facts for thinking people, but also exacerbates the problem and increases the losses. And how similar is your position today to their position approximately two decades ago. The mistakes of Brezhnev are being repeated by Bush, who - when asked about the date of his withdrawing of forces from Iraq - said in effect that the withdrawal will not be during his reign, but rather, during the reign of the one who succeeds him. And the significance of these words is not hidden.
And here I say: it would benefit you to listen to the poignant messages of your soldiers in Iraq, who are paying - with their blood, nerves and scattered limbs - the price far these sorts of irresponsible statements. Among them is the eloquent message of Joshua which he sent by way of the media, in which he wipes the tears from his eyes and describes American politicians in harsh terms and invites them to join him there for a few days. Perhaps his message will find-in you an attentive ear so you can rescue him and more than 150,000 of your sons there who are tasting the two bitterest things:
If they leave their barracks, the mines devour them, and if they refuse to leave, rulings are passed against them. Thus, the only options left in front of them are to commit suicide or cry, both of which are from the severest of afflictions. So is there anything more men can do after crying and killing themselves to make you respond to them? They are doing that out of the severity of the humiliation, fear and terror which they are suffering. It is severer than what the slaves used to suffer at your hands centuries ago, and it is as if some of them have gone from one slavery to another slavery more severe and harmful, even if it be in the fancy dress of the Defense Department’s financial enticements.
So do you feel the greatness of their sufferings?
To conclude, I invite you to embrace Islam, for the greatest mistake one can make in this world and one which is uncorrectable is to die while not surrendering to Allah, the Most High, in all aspects of one’s life - ie., to die outside of Islam. And. Islam means gain for you in this first life and the next, final life. The true religion is a mercy For people in their lives, filling their hearts with serenity and calm.
There is a message for you in the Mujahideen; the entire world is in pursuit of them, yet their hearts, by the grace of Allah, are satisfied and tranquil. The true religion also puts peoples’ lives in order with its laws; protects their needs and interests; refines their morals; protects them from evils and guarantees for them entrance into Paradise in the hereafter through their obedience to Allah and sincere worship of Him Alone.
And it will also achieve your desire to stop the war as a consequence, because as soon as the warmongering owners of the major corporations realize that you have lost confidence in your democratic system and begun to search for an alternative, and that this alternative is Islam, they will rue after you to please you and achieve what you want to steer you away from Islam. So your true compliance with Islam will deprive them of the opportunity to defraud the peoples and take. their money under numerous pretexts, like arms deals and so on.
There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling only 2.5%. So beware of the deception of those with the capital. And with your earnest reading about Islam from its pristine sources, you will arrive at an important truth, which is that the religion of all of the Prophets (peace and blessings of Allah be upon them) is one, and that its essence is submission to the osiers of Allah Alone in all aspects of life, even if their Shari’ahs [Laws] differ.
And did you know that the name of the Prophet of Allah Jesus and his mother (peace and blessings of Allah be on them both) are mentioned in the. Noble Quran dozens of times, and that in the Quran there is a chapter whose name is "Maryam," i.e. Mary, daughter of Imran and mother of Jesus (peace and blessings of Allah be upon them both)? It tells the story of her becoming pregnant with the Prophet of Allah Jesus (peace and blessings of Allah be upon them both), and in its confirmation of her chastity and purity, in contrast to the fabrications of the Jews against her. Whoever wishes to find that out for himself must listen to the verse of this magnificent chapter: one of the just kings of the Christians - the Negus - listened to some of its verses and his eyes welled up with tears and he said something which should be reflected on for a long time by those sincere in their search for the truth.
He said, "verily, this and what Jesus brought come from one lantern": i.e., that the magnificent Quran and the Evangel are both from Allah, the Most High; and every just and intelligent one of you who reflects on the Quran will definitely arrive at this truth. It also must be noted that Allah has preserved the Quran from the alterations of men. And reading in order to become acquainted with Islam only requires a little effort, and those of you who are guided will profit greatly. And peace be upon one who follows the Guidance.
Is it really Bin Laden or is it Cindy Sheehan? Or Oliver Stone? Or Nancy Pelosi?
Or Al Gore with his beard back?
It’s getting so all of these America-haters sound exactly alike.
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September 7th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Maybe I’m crazy, but the “newer” version looks like Saddam Hussein’s head photoshopped onto the body of the earlier picture. But whose to say the earlier picture is really of UBL?
September 7th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Maybe he just doesn’t own very many outfits to wear.
September 7th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Aren’t there about 5 or 6 different Bin Laden’s now???
The short bl, the tall bl, the long faced bl, the big nosed bl….you get the picture. I think this video tape is someting the Soros, Lib. bunch dreamed up with photoshop. Another “wag the dog” stunt !!!!!!
September 7th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Any enemy who refuses to come out into the open and speak his piece - extort his troops - lead his ‘army’ - whatever is a coward. We showed that this time with Saddam - he left his people and his ‘troops’ to themselves, took the money and hid like the coward he was. At least his psycopathic sons fought to the death. bin Laden is just as bad as all the mad mullahs and mosque (al-Sadr) hiders - who send others to their deaths but have no guts, no conviction of their own to lead by example. And bin Laden will be hunted down - as long as America can keep it’s lunatic traitors under control long enough to allow our Army to knock enough of them down or to capture the right one.
Of course then there is the nutcase Imawackjob in Iran to contend with. So hopefully we can get in via the back door and bring that mess to an end. But then there is Syria and of course the boil on the face of the Middle East - Palestine. . .
WI - photoshopped Saddam face, alia baba in front of the ever present ‘background’ and DNC ‘talking points’ - sounds about right for a Soros production. No wonder our Armed Forces can’t find him. Where is the IRS when you really need it? Or the FBI? Or the CIA?
September 7th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
“…On the right, bin Laden is shown in an image taken from a banner advertisement featured on an Islamic militant Web site where al-Qaida’s media arm, Al-Sahab,…”
That’s just part of al Queda’s media arm. Other parts are MSNBC, Dailykos, CNN, CBS, Newsweek, the New York Times, Washington Post…but I digress.
I just can’t imagine that if Osama is alive, well, and looking good, he wouldn’t put a definitive video out for his nutty-ass followers to hoot and holler about. This screams “trying too hard” to me.
Not that I think it matters whether he’s alive or not. The fight goes on with or without him. There are plenty of hopped-up islamist whackos willing to kill themselves to prove some point or another and plenty of oil money to fund them. Osama is an afterthought.
September 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
“I invite you to embrace Islam”
A call to convert is obligated by Islam before an attack. This is very grim news. An ominous sign.
On a lighter note, he covers dem talking points from the war to global warming.
September 7th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Again I say Islama delenda est.
September 7th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Man, this is going to make some “truthers” pretty mad.
September 7th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Wow, SG, that looks like it took a lot of work to put together from a PDF - and probably from a lousy xerox. And this is the ONLY place I’ve seen it on the web. Congrats.
So, it really sounds like Osama went to a good U.S. school, doesn’t it? NOAM CHOMSKY!!???!!! as the voice of reason and righteousness? Holy Hannah. And I love it that he spends all that time (before concluding - 75 paragraphs before) lecturing us on how bad our western system is (and then the little commercial for the low 2.5 percent tax for muslims) and THEN says Oh, by the way, don’t judge us by how violent muslim countries are right now, because our current leaders aren’t real followers of the Book.
This is exactly the kind of thing my marxist friends used to pull - “Don’t judge communism by how messed up communist countries are. Communism has never been given a real chance.”
You bet.
September 7th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
BTW, here is an alternative translation of the video:
YouTube - Bin Laden Warning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngvdDTCQn3g
September 7th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
“Wow, SG, that looks like it took a lot of work to put together from a PDF - and probably from a lousy xerox. And this is the ONLY place I’ve seen it on the web. Congrats.”
Thanks for noticing that, Helena.
Yes, these pdf conversions are time-consuming and a major PITA. Especially when the original is so crappy, like this was.
And, yes, once again we are the first to this post this.
September 7th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Gateway Pundit pointed out that OBL has one droopy eye. He is also either using some cheap self tanning cream or he is yellow. It has been reported that OBL has kidney failure and was on dialisis (sp?). Both the droopy eye and the yellow skin would be symbolic of someone with advanced kidney failure.
As to his mentioning Chomsky and all the rest of his [let's cover everything on this tape] crap, the first thing I thought of was that American guy who makes the Jolly Jihadist videos. He would be aware of the things that OBL talks about.
Let’s see:
Kennedy assination conspiracy
Global warming
taxes
Socialism
Untrustworthy media
Islam is peaceful, we use Jesus as well
Joshua, Jesse McBeth’s hero
Talk about your one size fits all jihadi jamboree.
But take this man seriously, very seriously. And call your Congressmen and demand that those who are in our nation that preach this shit in their American mosques be deported immediately, if not sooner.
September 7th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
“And call your Congressmen and demand that those who are in our nation that preach this shit in their American mosques be deported immediately, if not sooner.”
The truly appalling thing is this is what is preached by every American hater, almost word-for-word.
At the universities, the “progressive” churches, every “elite” cocktail party from New York City to Hollywood…
They are all singing from the same hymnal as Bin Laden.
September 7th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
I’ll gladly donate my precious left nut to the jihad cause if that’s UBL. It’s not him. He gained weight for criss sake…in a cave?
September 7th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Ass-Sahab presents, “Weekend at Binny’s”!!!
September 7th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Sounds like he’s campaigning for president. No, or wait, was that Obama? Osama? Obama? Osama? Let’s call the whole thing off!
September 7th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Great Job SG!
September 8th, 2007 at 2:02 am
I love this site . Great posts ” ONE AND ALL ” !!! Our fathers , for some , our grandads for others, and our neighbors to us now . Have , and are now kicking bad guys butt’s in untold numbers . If we keep the libs in check we will prevail . Wardmama , YOU , get your weapon of choice at my next shoot-out , with complementary coffee . My father faced North Africa , Italy , France ,Germany , not to mention the prospect of the Pacific theatre . What our citizen soldiers are doing is working ,otherwise obl wouldn’t be singing a pathetic swan-song .
September 8th, 2007 at 2:07 am
This wasn’t OLB!!!
Cindy? Cindy Sheehan? Stop writing speeches and get back in the ditch!
September 8th, 2007 at 5:08 am
Oh boy, another candidate running for President from the Democratic Party. He speaks a bit funny, and that dyed beard doesn’t help any. Some Botox wouldn’t hurt either by getting rid of some of the wrinkles.
September 8th, 2007 at 7:21 am
Looks like Senator Charles Schumer with a beard.
September 8th, 2007 at 8:04 am
The GOP need only use the words of America’s enemies (jihadist and democrat) in their political ads. I think having Osama and those democrats who agree with his every word playing side by side would be devastating to the dems’ political chances. But it’s up to the republicans to make the ads and run them constantly because the news media will never make the easy comparisons between the two. Starting that media campaign before there is even a decision on our party’s nominee would ensure whoever it ends up being a leg up in the general election campaign imo.
The average voter would surely find it hard to vote for a man or woman who practically quotes Osama bin Laden. Could you find republican politicians who use the exact same talking points as America’s enemies? I highly doubt it. But could you find a democrat who DOESN’T?
Scary times we’re living in when there are so many enemies of freedom and democracy living inside the United States. Fighting enemies abroad is hard enough.
September 8th, 2007 at 8:43 am
Well said, AmericanIPA! Is there any doubt who OBL would vote for? And shouldn’t Noam Chomsky be thinking about moving out of the country (he lives in Wellfleet, Mass–Cape Cod–by the way—one of his many homes)? Americans are surely going to wake up and see these traitors for who they are and react. This reminds me so much of how similar the Unabomber’s rantings were to Al Gore’s rantings—the absolutely insane ramblings of this century’s Hitler are daily echoed by liberal “thinkers” like Paul Krugman, Frank Rich, Michael Moore and so on. OBL could do many an op-ed for the NYT. Also, it is just too sweet to hear this madman endorse the global warming hysteria! Hopefully, with OBL speaking out like this, thinking Americans are starting to wise up and see the Enemy within, and without, with greater clarity!
September 8th, 2007 at 9:15 am
“We’re no different from you Christians. We even have Jesus, and his mother Mary, in our holy book of 50 ways to kill your neighbor.”
Yeah, OBL, and your god was also named after a pagan moon god, Aliah. So what? There’s a big difference between going forth to preach love and peace and going forth to preach at the edge of a sword.
So join Islam and realize the joys in having your head removed from your shoulders. Don’t believe in the teachings of a man who died for our sins, believe in a man who killed because he wanted the property of others. Is it any wonder that Islam is such a popular faith in the prisons? Their role model was a man who robbed, raped and plundered while marrying a 9 year old girl. And was thought to be a god.
There is a big difference in “whosoever follows me with know enternal salvation” and “whosoever follows me will keep their heads” or “love thy neighbor as thyself” compared to “kill them [infidels] where you find them.”
When OBL talks about Zakaat, he fails to mention that the Zakaat is a lot higher if you are considered an infidel. Or that Christians cannot worship freely in their churches since most of the 7-8th century churches were turned into mosques. Maybe he would like to explain, while he demands that we leave the Arabian peninsula, that Turkey was Christian before the followers of the moon god got there. Or how his little band of merry jihadists had marched all the way to Vienna before they were stopped or how the Crusaders became Crusaders because his followers were killing Christians in Christian lands. Funny, he seems to be a little short on details.
But one thing is clear. He doesn’t really care about oil, or global warming, or protesters marching in the streets, he cares about making the whole world Islamic and under Islamic law. He is telling SanFranNan and Harry RealEstate Reid what his intentions are and that he is disappointed in them for not helping him. After all, he had such high hopes for them knowing what paper tigers they are. How dare our military upset his plans.
September 8th, 2007 at 10:21 am
OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CARBON FOOTPRINT must be the envy of all the Goracle’s followers! They won’t admit it, but what could be more benign “carbon-wise” than living in a cave and eating ramen noodles and raw squirrel—assuming no one is “passing gas”. I remember that fun loving dictator in Iran, Khomeni, ate the same miserable porridge, all meals, every single day! By the way, interesting how these Islamofascists can rant for hours and never mention love. Allah doesn’t seem to have much interest in love. In the New Testament, John tells us “straight up” that God is love—and the rest is, of course, HIStory…..
September 8th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
“Looks like Senator Charles Schumer with a beard.”
Almost:
http://tinyurl.com/yw9xpb
September 8th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
“By the way, interesting how these Islamofascists can rant for hours and never mention love. Allah doesn’t seem to have much interest in love.”
Why labor in darkness about these things when you can ask the Imam?
Let’s Ask The Imam - Love Is A Psychological Sickness | Sweetness & Light
http://sweetness-light.com/arc.....l-sickness
September 8th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Bin Laden Tape Sounds Familiar
Intelligence experts are scouring the latest bin Laden video looking for clues to his whereabouts and if it is, in fact, Bin Laden. They are, however, puzzled by some of the comments made by UBL on the tape, and currently have a list of possible script writers that includes, Dick Durbin, Russ Feingold, Harry Reid and Chuck Schumer.
September 8th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
burning living beings is forbidden in our religion, - Someone needs to inform the fearless (and serene and calm) jihadist leader OBL - that his ‘minions’ don’t obey islam very well -
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WO.....index.html
I had to read the transcript a couple of times - he ‘talks’ like a liberal - make sure every ‘issue’ is brought up, an emotion evoked and a conservative/corporation/America bashed in each and every paragraph. . .
‘trying too hard’ & ‘Weekend at Binny’s’ - I have to agree. While it is ominous coming out just before the 9/11 anniversary - I do think that this is just so much leftist drivel with a few high points of Islam thrown in to take without a chuckle or two. . .
And can someone tell me - Rumsfeld in Vietnam and mudering two million villagers - did OBL get his wars mixed up or his thuggish murdering American? As I was able to find crier Joshua but no info on Rumsfeld in Vietnam - certainly not if he was busy murdering two million people. Of course a lot of the drivel confused me and seemed to be liberal talking points hooked together by claims of the wonderfulness of Islam. [Yes the Christians in Egypt are not incinerated - they are stoned and beaten to death - but that is just a minor diff]
September 10th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Here is another funny version on thoughts of the transcript from the goat herder BL by Greg at redeye…………………
http://www.dailygut.com/?i=3245