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Pakistan Min: Obama Should Head Muslims

From Pakistan’s The Nation:

Minister wants Obama to become Ameer-ul-Momineen

September 2, 2010

ISLAMABAD – In a development that could be duly termed as one and only of its kind, an incumbent Government’s Minister has urged US President Barrack Obama to offer Eid prayers at Ground Zero Mosque and become “Ameer-ul-Momineen” of Muslim Ummah.

We take it that to be the “Ameer-ul-Momineen” is to be the chief honcho of the Muslim people — the "Ummah."

Minister of State for Industries and former member Pakistan Ideological Council Ayatullah Durrani called The Nation on Wednesday to register his demand made to President Obama.

“The coming Eid would expectedly be observed on 9/11, this a golden opportunity for President Obama to offer Eid prayers at Ground Zero and become Amir-ul-Momineen or Caliph of Muslims. In this way, all the problems of Muslim World would be solved,” he thought.

Durrani argued that Muslim World was in “dire need” of a Caliph and the distinguished slot of Caliphate would earn President Obama the exemplary titles of what he termed, “Mullah Barrack Hussain Obama” or “Allama Obama.”

“The time is approaching fast. Barrack Hussain [sic] Obama must act now. This is a golden opportunity, Muslims badly need it,” he added, saying that the elevation of President Obama to Muslim’s Caliphate would be the “key to success.”

Well, why not.

It can’t hurt now.

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, September 7th, 2010. Comments are currently closed.

4 Responses to “Pakistan Min: Obama Should Head Muslims”

  1. untrainable says:

    The key to success? Who exactly would succeed? And at what?

    Sorry guy, Oblamer is going to spend 9/11 giving what I’m sure will be a heartfelt America sucks speech at the pentagon. He’s sending the wife to ground zero. Think she could take the title for him? OH, that’s right. She’s a woman. Nevermind.

  2. mr_bill says:

    Ohhhhh, obama’s weakness: his ego. He has to be considering this. His ego will draw him to the titles like a moth to a flame. Plus he would get to add another name: Ameer-ul-Momineen Allama Barack Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro Soebarkah. Has a really nice ring to it, huh?

    • tranquil.night says:

      He IS a Nobel Laureate of Peace. Leading the Religion of Peace sounds like not just a job he’s over-qualified for but one he’s entitled to, which is I’m sure how he sees it. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s so delusional that he believes it’s a central part of his destiny.

      It’s still too early for him to put the Topee back on though. America hasn’t been defeated yet, so the Eid of Victory at the Mosque of Victory won’t yet be meaningful but rather politically toxic at a point where his regime is crucially weak. Maybe next year if we get out of Afghanistan and start torching our military. Or maybe the Mayans were right after all and it’ll be 2012 at the peak of economic collapse. Who knows, who cares.

      Radical Islam already has their most powerful ally in Imam Obama, that’s what matters today. Whatever title they bestow on him at the end of this will probably come down to how much damage he inflicts on us.

  3. proreason says:

    Finally, a job Obamy wants.

    This little president thingee is just too much busywork for a man of his talents

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