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Paris Hilton Backs McCain’s Energy Plan

From Funny Or Die and the Associated Press:


Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad

By Devlin Barrett

WASHINGTON (AP) — Attention, America: Paris has spoken. Paris Hilton, the blonde, doe-eyed celebrity thrust into the presidential campaign in an ad by Republican candidate John McCain, issued a tart rebuttal Tuesday, albeit in a scantily clad, tongue-in-cheek kind of way…

“Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity, too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot,” Hilton said, speaking as she reclined in a pool chair in a revealing bathing suit and a pair of pumps. “But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude.”

I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead,” she said.

She then discusses energy policy, and suggests a hybrid of McCain’s offshore oil drilling plan and Obama’s incentives for new energy technology.

“Energy crisis solved! I’ll see you at the debates,” she said,

McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said Hilton appears to support his candidate’s “all of the above” energy solution.

“Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan,” Bounds said.

Hilton’s mother, who with her husband donated $4,600 to McCain’s campaign earlier in the year, has said McCain’s ad is “a complete waste of the country’s time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs.” …

What does it say that Ms. Hilton has a more informed energy plan than Barack Hussein Obama?

And that even she would (albeit unwittingly) endorse the obviously more sensible energy policy of the “white-haired dude”?

She did everything but say “drill here, drill now.” Of course Ms. Hilton has always shown an openness to drilling.

Still, Ms. Hilton has hereby shown herself to be more ready to lead than the anointed one.

She certainly has more (ahem) experience.

(Thanks to BillK for the heads up.)

This article was posted by Steve on Wednesday, August 6th, 2008. Comments are currently closed.

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