Comments on: New PETA Crusade – Fish Are Sea Kittens

By: The Redneck

The Redneck — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:30:43 +0000

Does this mean every time you masturbate, God kills a fish?

Because I feel a lot less guilty about it now….

By: Confucius

Confucius — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:14:00 +0000

I’m for it as long as we can call kitty cats “fish sticks.” I bet they’re yummy with tartar sauce too.

By: xuenbaookufn

xuenbaookufn — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:13:27 +0000

But fish are a much more delicate taste than kittens. This makes no sense.

By: BigOil

BigOil — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:38:40 +0000

Reminds me of the sea monkeys I once bought when I was a kid. I never knew monkeys could be so small.

By: David

David — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:09:36 +0000

And considering their preference for uhm.. “sea kittens” do we have cannibalism issue here?

By: ktown64

ktown64 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:05:05 +0000

Alrighty then!

I say from now on we call lettuce and carrots “green puppies” and “orange bunnies.”

By: 12 Gauge Rage

12 Gauge Rage — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:02:22 +0000

The idiots from PETA must have been dropped on their heads when they were young to come up with such absurd ideas like this. Sea Kittens? Even cute kittens possess the hunters instinct to kill.

By: VMAN

VMAN — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:10:16 +0000

I think PETA made a big mistake. Calling fish “sea Kittens” is likely to increase consumption in South East Asia.

By: Greg England

Greg England — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:47:56 +0000

I love the way these people blame humanity for inventing the food chain.

By: crosspatch

crosspatch — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:14:07 +0000

I never heard of anyone serving sea cow steaks so I don’t believe a name will make much difference. But if we must change the name, I propose “sea tenders”.

By: oki2

oki2 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:05:32 +0000

Hey yeah. I hadn’t even considered that. This COULD backfire on them. Instead of people not wanting to cook the cute little sea kittens, people might start to think that if the SEA kittens are tasty, may as well start eating the LAND kittens.

By: GuppyNblue

GuppyNblue — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:41:55 +0000

Liberals often set precedents that they wouldn’t appreciate if used against them. In this case, we should rename PETA to the People for the Ethical Treatment of the Unborn (PETU).

“Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?”
I’d just think the namer was a moron and continue eating my Sea Kitten. Seriously folks, Sea Kitten is loaded with protein and will help lower the risk of heart decease and fatty buildup in your arteries. I recommend at least 3 servings a week.

By: sheehanjihad

sheehanjihad — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:23:29 +0000

My 5 year old asked me “daddy, when can we gut the cute “sea kittens” and deep fry them in our “sea skillet?” “can I cut their “sea heads” off too?” “I’m hungry”!

“sure honey” I said, just as soon as we scrape their “sea skins” while they are still alive!” “you can hold them while they flop around gasping for “sea air”, “arent they just so cute”?

Then she mistakenly put the real kittens in the microwave thinking that’s what you do with “kittens” ..what a mess!….damn PETA confusing the kids like that……..

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:56:37 +0000

SJ…..you bring the Sea Kittens and I’ll bring the Hush Puppies!!

By: sheehanjihad

sheehanjihad — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:47:27 +0000

My sea kitten’s litter box looks curiously a lot like an oven! Sea kittens love to to play with my little “sea kitten lures” so of course, I encourage them to play often! But, even sea kittens need change! Now, for some reason they are a whole lot like PETA~! They have lost their heads, and they dont have the guts they used to…..awwwww, little sea kittens! Here, let’s play with “uncle tartar sauce”…..