Comments on: Pirates Drowned Evading Other Pirates

By: BaghdadRunner

BaghdadRunner — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:35:52 +0000

Johnny Depp is a pirate, typical left wing axx talks badly about the his place of origin and reaps all the benefits. I keep hearing the left talk about the need for new and higher taxes well I thought of one a Hollywood Idiot tax it will tax the outrageous sums of money these ingrates make, some of it can be use to fund a school for the rationale thinking. but in general it is time to help balance your budget boycott movies with the list of characters like Johnny Depp the list is too long to mention, one could pretty much use a dart and blind fold to find the Hollywood idiot

By: DEZ

DEZ — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:06:22 +0000

Sadly the sharks were not in a feeding frenzy!

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:58:13 +0000

Mental note to Athiest: Thar be a God ye scolly wogs!!

By: Consilience

Consilience — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:03:34 +0000

BillK—you’re right. Given the poor quality of education most kids have these days, I’d be surprised if they even knew pirates are thieves/swindlers/murderers! Hell, Depp’s character was a scoundrel with a heart of gold—lovable even…Nope John MG is right: if we make it through BHO and his insanity, I predict “common sense” will make a hellacious comeback—at least that’s what I’m praying for.

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:15:03 +0000

That, or the Muppet Movie version.

By: BillK

BillK — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:11:54 +0000

Gee, I guess that “Pirate Code” book that featured so prominently in Disney’s recent movies doesn’t really exist, does it?

I’m not kidding when I say I think far too many Americans think Johnny Depp when they think “pirate.”

By: greasywrench

greasywrench — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:03:48 +0000

Just what in the Hell is the world coming to these days when you can’t trust another Pirate? Is there no honor among thieves? (greasywrench sighs and shakes his head)

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:36:29 +0000

The solution is just as simple as you state, but isn’t practical, again, for the reasons you state in your post, sj. Think about it.

The world doesn’t HAVE to bow to this PC nonsense, the world CHOOSES to do so. The solution will be implemented when world leaders with some common sense are once again in charge.

Unfortunately, we now have BHO, and the rest of the world thinks he’s just the tonic we need. Pitiful!

By: gipper

gipper — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:29:08 +0000

Shiver me timbers! Methinks we need Barack Beard to captain this crew. The ship was laden with $100 million in booty and ye only came away with $3.4 million? And five of your crew is resting with Davey Jones? Arrgh! A tragedy. Government…er…a good crew can wrest away more’n that.

By: sheehanjihad

sheehanjihad — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:23:29 +0000

If it wasnt so tragic, the powers of the world having to bow to the freakin PC crowd, it would be more funny than it is. The only way, and I mean the only way to stop this crap is to eliminate successes.

Dead pirates cannot tempt others to follow in their footsteps. Somalia is a festering cesspool of degenerate ignorant people who play on the sensitivities of the world community to get money they dont have a clue how to spend.

Pick out the areas of the country where the pirates are enjoying the fruits of their labors, and destroy them with precision strikes. Have predator drones on station with hellfire missles that immediately sink any vessel that leaves port for any reason whatsoever. It would be childishly simple to blockade that entire country, and literally cut them off from any coastal commerce until the piracy stops.

They understand force, unfortunately, the world community doesnt. And so they operate with impunity, laughing at the stupidity of it all. Kill them, and the problem is solved. Destroy anything that was created by ransom money, and the temptation to emulate them goes away rapidly.

Wring your hands and try to figure out a non violent way to stop it, then keep paying them to take over ships and laugh in your faces.

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:16:30 +0000

Imagine. Now there is another way besides piracy to make a living in Somalia. Wait for the pirates to receive the ransom and then heist the loot from the pirates.

See!! Capitalism beats socialism every time when it comes to creating jobs. ;-}

By: Gila Monster

Gila Monster — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:08:56 +0000

This is just too rich. A hearty laugh is a great way to start the day, thanks SG.