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Porn Star Pal Thinks Weiner Should Resign

From, where else, but the New York Post:


Porno pal’s down on Weiner

By JEANE MacINTOSH and JEREMY OLSHAN
June 16, 2011

Poor little porn star. The pole-dancing erotic-film star whom Anthony Weiner sexted about his package — and then allegedly told to lie about the ordeal — whined yesterday that she’s had to keep her clothes on ever since the pervy pol took his off.

Say what you will about the New York Post, they do have a distinctive way of putting things.

"I did not sext Anthony Weiner," Ginger Lee declared with a Southern drawl during a press conference/vaudeville act held at the Friars Club in Midtown.

She ‘did not have sextual relations with that man.’

"She needs to earn a living," said her lawyer and mouthpiece, Gloria Allred. "She hopes she will be able to resume her normal life."

That is to say, she wants to get on with the important work of the country. By the way, it’s clear Ms. Lee has retained Ms. Allred to enhance her credibility. (Just kidding, of course.)

Lee’s association with Weiner had forced her to stay off the pole, at great damage to her livelihood, she griped.

Well, it is encouraging to see that even the porn industry has some standards.

"I went silent and went into hiding," she said, on the congressman’s advice. "He told me if neither of us said anything over the weekend, the story would calm down and die. But it did not."

This really is the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky saga, all over again. But without their quiet dignity.

Her exile ended last night, when she was the "featured dancer" at a "Weiner-themed" night at the Pink Pony in Atlanta.

In yet another triumph of the indomitable human spirit.

Despite posting on her blog, "I want to have sexual relations with Anthony Weiner" in March, the 28-year-old honey blonde told the New York press conference that the 100 messages she exchanged with him were G-rated — at least on her end.

But during a near "constant" stream of messages this spring, Weiner continually upped the ante with e-foreplay, said Allred. "I have wardrobe demands, too. I need to highlight my package," Weiner allegedly e-mailed Lee.

We suspect Mr. Weiner also assured her that ‘good things come in small packages.’

And when Weinergate broke, the congressman even offered the porn star "acting" lessons, instructing her how to "lie" to the media. He "called me and he told me what to say and do," Lee said.

Imagine having the chutzpah to tell a porn star how to ‘fake it.’

Meanwhile, according to previous reports, Mr. Weiner also offered to have his ‘staff’ help Ms. Lie with her lies. Which, of course, is a misuse of Congressional resources – we think.

Lee, whose real name is Candice Raines, contended that all she wanted to talk about with the pol was Planned Parenthood and health care, but that Weiner kept going on about his "package." …

Is there a ‘Porn Stars For Abortion’ organization? — Oh, what are we thinking? Of course there is. The Democrat Party.

By the way, for our money, Candy Raines is a far better ‘nom de porn’ than Ginger Lee.

Although she still fully supports Weiner’s policies, she joined President Obama’s call for his resignation.

What does it say about the state of our country that a porn star has a higher standard for our political service than the office holder himself? And, indeed, she seems to feel stronger about her ethical standards than our President.

When the scandal broke, she canceled appearances — including competing in the Exotic Dancer National Championship — and remained holed up in her Tennessee home.

Lee said she chose to go public because someone had threatened to post a false story about her relationship with Weiner — and because she wanted to resume stripping

According to Ms. Allred, Ms. Lee is currently working as a "featured dancer" while studying to be a real estate agent. Which would be a step down, to our mind.

And despite her claims she wants to disassociate herself from Weiner, it appears the disgraced congressman may help her earn some dead presidents.

"Weinergate coming to the Pink Pony," the club declared, promoting her "totally nude" appearances last night and tonight. "Presenting Ginger Lee, the porn star connected with the ‘peter tweeter.’" … [S]ources said she got three times her normal fee,…

She started her routine dressed in a cheerleader costume to the tune of "Play That Funky Music"– but soon stripped naked

As The Bard once noted, ‘some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them — via Twitter.’

This article was posted by Steve on Thursday, June 16th, 2011. Comments are currently closed.

8 Responses to “Porn Star Pal Thinks Weiner Should Resign”

  1. preparing4theworst says:

    Studying to be a real estate agent…..would you buy what she is selling???

  2. tranquil.night says:

    Greater than every Weiner joke to date.

    Steve, it’s impossible to capture this any better. You even tied your commentary to the spoiled teen-ager story. Sheer artistry.

  3. DANEgerus says:

    I don’t care that she’s a porn star… but to choose a whore like Gloria Allred to represent you? That, is inexcusable.

    • JohnMG says:

      That would make both of them porn stars. Both of them participate in indiscriminate screwing. Same business model–different venue.

  4. Liberals Demise says:

    “She needs to earn a living,” said her lawyer and mouthpiece, Gloria Allred.”
    Interesting……….to say the least.
    (sorry, SG)

  5. xdannyh says:

    So now candy, aka: Ginger is a professional pole dancer or is that pol dancer??? Ginger sides with Oblah blah and throws little weiner under the bus, probably won’t be able to score the pres but watch out for Clinton, the sext maniac.

  6. JohnMG says:

    …..”As The Bard once noted, ‘some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them — via Twitter.’…..”

    I prefer; Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some just grate on your nerves!


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