Congressman gets run over by train unexpectedly.

Congressman Ed Finkle (D) State of Confusion, was camping out on the tracks of the rail line from his district to Washington DC when, suddenly and unexpectedly, it ran him and his tent over.

Fellow members of Congress were aghast.

“I know he talked to the linemen who warned him about it, but they are all such liars”, said Nancy Pelosi in a statement this afternoon.

Representative Barney Frank, outraged said, “The republicans TOLD him to camp there on the tracks. It’s their fault. I will not answer any questions about this.”

And, not to be left out, President Obama had this to say, “Uh, the uhhh……train…..was clearly acting in a racist fit about who the president is and it…uh…….has gone……outofitsway……to….uh…..make a statement about that hatred. Clearly, no one was run over here and I do not accept that anyone was.”

The train is being held on charges of hate crimes.

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Sweet huh?

Obamacare not only cements the Fascists control over our lives, it also destroys half a million jobs a year, thus making the country even more dependent on the government.

But the real sweetner is that 5.5 million jobs lost represents 3% of the economy. So while promising to take care of us, they actually hasten our decent into serfdom.

It’s a triple play.

Not one frickin’ job has been made. But let us not hold him to anything other than the ruination of America!!

I sit here in utter awe and wonder why Barry gets a “By your leave” at every GD corner he turns trying to unravel the economy. And the kicker is that our Fourth Estate are the cheerleaders to the upcoming wreck!!

WE………are watching 1 / 2 million new unemployment each week. Where in the F@*% are the bells and whistles going off? It really seems that no one cares one iota if we win or lose. They cut my unemployment and they are “considering” my case. In the meanwhile, I am spiraling down Barrys shitter …….. America and how he sees it!!

… even if it’s at the turn of this century. It’ll have to be due to the o-blah-blah’s good works, ay.

You are right, Right!!!

They will define it when the Won can take full credit for it. Due solely to his benevolence and omnipotent powers he will have granted the unwashed masses this miracle.

you should put a number on this headline so we know how many times we have seen it.

Example “New Jobless Claims Up Unexpectedly” (v11)