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Suggested McCain Ad – Question Authority

[Having too much time on our hands, we thought we would offer up an idea for a fun new John McCain campaign advertisement.]

While they say:

“It would be a disgrace and a humiliation if Barack Obama does not win… It would be a very, very terrible thing for the United States in many, many ways.” — Woody Allen

“[Sarah Palin] can suck it.” — Pamela Anderson

“[A Sarah Palin] Presidency would be like a really bad Disney movie.” — Matt Damon

“After eight years of a strictly ideological administration, I don’t really want to be subject to that anymore.” — Bette Midler

“McCain doesn’t get it: Women are not that stupid.” — Barbra Streisand

Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the shit and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat bitch! — Sarah Bernhard

“Alaska, motherf**ker? What is the reality in Alaska? There’s not even no crack heads in Alaska. There’s not even no black people. There’s not even no like… crime?” — P. Diddy

“I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for President…” — Lindsay Lohan

“Paint the White House black, and I’m sure that’s got ‘em terrified. McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed.” — Ludacris

“Get stupid!” — Madonna

We say:

 

 

And vote:

(Additional quotes from similar ‘authority figures’ are most welcome.)

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008. Comments are currently closed.

32 Responses to “Suggested McCain Ad – Question Authority”

  1. imnewatthis says:

    What a pitiful collection of celebrities!

  2. Cincinnatus says:

    To quote Homer Simpson, “Celebrities! Is there anything that they don’t know!”

  3. 2Glocks says:

    We have yet to hear from the perennial “if (insert republican name) wins, I am moving out of the country” crowd. Those esteemed celebs who are so much smarter than everyone else. Penn,Glover, Sarandon, Robbins,Sheen,O’Donnal et al. Oh for once I wish they would all keep there word.

  4. wardmama4 says:

    2Glocks – you forgot our greatest & most ususal If____wins, I am moving out of the country – Alec Baldwin! My daughter got that line in college the other day -she looked at the guy and said “It is a shame that you are going to lose out on graduating from college and have to possibly start over, simply because of who wins an election (this is the guy who said it, senior year of college) – he shut up right then and there. . .At least he got her point.

    Believe me – as Obama loses ground (coming on Friday, is it?!?) with the first debate (I hear that the msm is ‘lowering expectations’ on this debate) – the ‘move if lose’ freaks will come out of the wordwork. However, I think that the racist freaks will be doing their best to make us all feel guilty about not voting for the (bi-racial) black man.

  5. Icarus says:

    What a bunch of losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Someone needs to tell them that no amount of money will save them from themselves!
    Looking at these picks; you can see the arrogance, mingled with abhorrence, through their eyes and worn on their countenance.

    Someone should also do a photo mosaic (include a brief bio) of all the partisan democratic celebrities; from various industries; and juxtapose it against a conservative mosaic. It’ll put things into a visual perspective.

  6. Colonel1961 says:

    I don’t know – Pam Anderson seems pretty cerebral…

  7. Media_man says:

    In all seriousness, I saw McCain/Palin speak at their Media, PA appearance yesterday. Joe Liebermann said a few words.

    Sarah is still reciting her convention acceptance speech. Let’s get her some fresh material, please!!!

    McCain was good. He blamed the financial meltdown on Wall Street AND Wash. D.C., which I was relieved to hear. Previously he’d only blamed Wall Street, which makes it sound as though Fan/Fred were anythiing more than Gov’t Sanctioned Criminal Enterprises, whose sole sponsers were the Democrats.

  8. BillK says:

    We need the latest comments from Tina Fey and the rest of the Emmy hacks up there too.

    I do agree though that Palin needs some speechwriters, though it’s not like Biden is out there breaking (sane) new material either.

  9. 1sttofight says:

    I don’t know – Pam Anderson seems pretty cerebral…

    She is a lot smarter and usefull when she is on her knees.

  10. Enthalpy says:

    For some time Woody has been annoying children, now it seems he has moved on to us. As for the rest of them, what about the rest of them? They all annoy me.

  11. gaeliccory says:

    How can anyone take these freaks serious. Woody Allen? Isn’t he a pedophile? Pam Anderson? I think her boobs have bigger brains than she does. P.Diddy? He can’t even talk right, what an idiot. Lindsey Lohan? Need I say anything? Barbara Streisand? I don’t think she is wearing a bra in that picture. That is disturbing me. Not one of these people can even think right let alone have opinions about anything serious.

  12. gaeliccory says:

    Another thing….P. Dumbass says “There’s not even no like crime” Maybe cause the likes of you are not there. There is only crime where people like you are at. Pull your head out of your ass Diddy Cakes.

  13. LastconservativeinMA says:

    “She is a lot smarter and useful when she is on her knees.”
    I agree 1st……she’d be much more useful scrubbing floors ;)

  14. Colonel1961 says:

    1st: we’re in agreement.

  15. Helena says:

    Re: Pam Anderson, there’s a story about Toscanini, the conductor and a soprano who was not the brightest girl in the world. After a rehearsal, Toscanini (not the nicest man in the world) spoke to her, addressing her large breasts and said “If only these were brains.”

  16. 1sttofight says:

    I agree 1st……she’d be much more useful scrubbing floors ;)

    I did not say anything about her being on all fours because that would get me kicked off this site. ;)

  17. Exeter says:

    SG – I have to say, your new pic of Pam Anderson is HOT! It’s almost enough to forget who (or what) she is. You should go back to the one that shows her as the aging, burnt-out, thigh-calloused, plastic, Hep-C-man-trap she is.

  18. Steve says:

    “I have to say, your new pic of Pam Anderson is HOT!”

    You must have a thing for silicon.

  19. Exeter says:

    Guilty.

  20. Steve says:

    “You should go back to the one that shows her as the aging, burnt-out, thigh-calloused, plastic, Hep-C-man-trap she is.”

    Better now?

  21. Exeter says:

    Thanks, SG – she repulses me again.

  22. DGA says:

    Someone tell me, exactly what is it that gets censored, shut down, banned, etc on the Republican’s watch as opposed to the demorats being in control? They still make pornos, X rated stuff, R rated movies, not a thing has been banned that was OK when clinton was in power. So what is it that they hate the right so badly about that a number of them pretend they would leave and go to Canada, etc? And another thing, every pic there is of a person making above $250k, the exact same people that B. Hussein Obama says he will tax into the stratosphere. Again, why do they vote demorat??

  23. DEZ says:

    “Again, why do they vote demorat??”

    Thats easy, Everyone of them are actors.
    They are empty vessels waiting for someone to tell them what to say, when to say it, and how to say it.
    They are also stupid and smug about it.

  24. JohnMG says:

    Now this picture of Sandra Bernhard………well, it looks like something a person would find in a Proctologist’s medical textbook.

  25. Anonymoose says:

    It kinds of reminds me of the “Get out the Vote” campaign in the last election (Or was it 2000? Who cares!) where everyone was encouraged to vote as long as it was Democrat. Most of the liberals/Dems I know have serious identity issues and can’t seem to “get” that there will be people out there who don’t see things the way they do, or that their spin on the world is the only way to see it. They’re right, you’re wrong, and they’re smarter than you, end of story.

    That said, time to poke fun at the celebs:

    Woody Allen–

    “[Sarah Palin] can suck it.” — Pamela Anderson

    “[A Sarah Palin] Presidency would be like a really bad Disney movie.” — Matt Damon

    “McCain doesn’t get it: Women are not that stupid.” — Barbra Streisand

    Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the shit and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat bitch! — Sarah Bernhard

    “Alaska, motherf**ker? What is the reality in Alaska? There’s not even no crack heads in Alaska. There’s not even no black people. There’s not even no like… crime?” — P. Diddy

    “I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for President…” — Lindsay Lohan

    “Paint the White House black, and I’m sure that’s got ‘em terrified. McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed.” — Ludacris

    “Get stupid!” — Madonna

  26. Anonymoose says:

    Well, that didn’t go right. Try it again:

    Woody Allen– He was relevant about thirty years ago. Unfortunately you can carry the theme of being a geek with *shock* blatant sexuality only so far before it gets just stupid.

    Pamela Anderson– *Shudder* Cue voice of your mother: “See? This is what happens when you care only about how she looks at 25! See!”

    Matt Damon– Yes, but you see Matt Damon is an actor, the real man is Jason Bourne.

    Barbra Streisand– You know Blabs, that….um…dress works for some women, but in your case let’s try not to reveal anything…..at all.

    Sarah Bernhard– What Faustian pact did she make? She’s wasn’t funny even in her prime!

    P. Diddy– Yo, 5 Cent! Tick off an entire state and say you ain’t been biased.

    Lindsay Lohan– There’s car wrecks, there’s train wrecks, and then there’s Lindsay.

    Ludacris– Who is this guy? Really?

    Madonna– That little ticking noise? It’s called a clock, and every day you’re getting a little older and little farther from the young singer you keep pretending to be. Go ahead, deny it, but it’s inevitable.

  27. JohnMG says:

    Anonymoose; Wow! What a target-rich environment. Can I play?

    Woody Allen……probably hasn’t HAD a “woodie” in the last 30 years.

    Pamela Anderson….would look like a porcupine if she had one sticking out for every one she’d had stuck in.

    Matt Damon…..upon graduating from middle school, will attempt to sit with the adults in the cafeteria.

    Sandra Bernhard…..AKA Lizzie the Lezzie, should hold forth on the finer points of “cock fighting”.

    P-Diddy…..a fifth grade geography major, did his postponed-graduate study at “Wherethehellwere U. during regular class hours.

    Lindsay Lohan…..should limit herself to holding forth on the finer points of “carpet munching” after failing at “cock #iting”. (Or would that be Pamela Sue?)

    Ludacris….would be taken more seriously if he’d lose the ebonics and learn how to spell. But at least he got the right name for himself.

    Madonna…..(or is it Lindsay, or Pam…..you can’t tell the (0(ksu(ker$ apart without a score card)…..must own a chain of fast food joints. I pulled up to the drive-thru window and the voice said, “Welcome to madonnas—-you want fries wi’ dat?

  28. navycopjoe says:

    Oh man.
    I get home from a hard day of driving so the illegals can get their hand-outs from the government with my tax money, turn on the laptop, have my dinner on my lap (KFC!), check my e-mail and go straight to my favorite blog, scroll down and what do I see?
    Barbra Streisand and Sandra Bernhard!!!
    Thanks a whole hell lot SG!
    At least the cats like original recipe..

  29. BillK says:

    Let’s not forget always profane lesbian “comic” Margaret Cho; I’ve slightly edited her comments as we are a family web site:

    But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with f—ing her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna c– multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl” kind of f—ing with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!

    Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan p—y from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I’m just trying to keep warm!

    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=30965431&blogID=434054382

    Also:

    Gay sex is monumentally more fun than straight sex. God made it that way, so we would stay gay! He wants us to persevere! Stay strong!! Gay sex is better than straight sex. Sorry, it just is – I should know – I have liberal amounts of both. And Sarah Palin is missing out.

    However, I do feel the misogyny against Palin – you would have to be blind not to see it. The interview with Charlie Gibson was where I felt it most acutely. Gibson had such contempt for her – of course due to her inexperience and utter inability to answer any question properly and saying the word “nucular” – but I feel if she were a man, he wouldn’t have had as much hatred in his eyes. The last idiotic VP – Dan Quayle – was met with a certain amount of criticism, but it was nothing compared to what Palin has had to face, and will continue to face.

    I am certainly not defending Palin – because make no mistake – she is the ultimate misogynist. She is a woman hater in the extreme. To force women to have children against their will, to deny abortion rights EVEN in cases of incest and rape is abominable. She is an insult to feminism, a sickening example what a woman will do to other women in order to please men and further her own career. Women do shit like that to other women to keep them down – to make their achievement seem more extraordinary – to keep women out of their way, so they can enjoy all the power and the men themselves, and that stuff makes them worse than sexist men. It is worse to be a traitor than a perpetrator. That she made rape victims pay for their own forensic exams shows that she believes that women somehow deserved to be raped – that it is our fault, just like unplanned pregnancy, just like being victimized by men – or women like her. She acts like all women are wearing a miniskirt and are asking for it. So f–k her.

    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=30965431&blogID=435388279

    What class.

  30. JohnMG says:

    Margaret Cho; …..”to keep women out of their way, so they can enjoy all the power and the men themselves……”

    Showing a bit of self-loathing here, are we Maggie? What a pathetic bundle of worthless organic matter is Cho. Can’t you just feel the love? And this idiot would have us believe that she is as well-adjusted as the rest of the population. You know, comfortable in her own skin. (right!)

    Bask in your hatred, fool. You’re despicable!!

  31. dulcimergrl says:

    That Cho is one sick puppy. Icky!


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