Showing a bit of self-loathing here, are we Maggie? What a pathetic bundle of worthless organic matter is Cho. Can’t you just feel the love? And this idiot would have us believe that she is as well-adjusted as the rest of the population. You know, comfortable in her own skin. (right!)

Bask in your hatred, fool. You’re despicable!!

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with f—ing her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna c– multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl” kind of f—ing with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!

Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan p—y from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I’m just trying to keep warm!

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Also:

Gay sex is monumentally more fun than straight sex. God made it that way, so we would stay gay! He wants us to persevere! Stay strong!! Gay sex is better than straight sex. Sorry, it just is – I should know – I have liberal amounts of both. And Sarah Palin is missing out.

However, I do feel the misogyny against Palin – you would have to be blind not to see it. The interview with Charlie Gibson was where I felt it most acutely. Gibson had such contempt for her – of course due to her inexperience and utter inability to answer any question properly and saying the word “nucular” – but I feel if she were a man, he wouldn’t have had as much hatred in his eyes. The last idiotic VP – Dan Quayle – was met with a certain amount of criticism, but it was nothing compared to what Palin has had to face, and will continue to face.

I am certainly not defending Palin – because make no mistake – she is the ultimate misogynist. She is a woman hater in the extreme. To force women to have children against their will, to deny abortion rights EVEN in cases of incest and rape is abominable. She is an insult to feminism, a sickening example what a woman will do to other women in order to please men and further her own career. Women do shit like that to other women to keep them down – to make their achievement seem more extraordinary – to keep women out of their way, so they can enjoy all the power and the men themselves, and that stuff makes them worse than sexist men. It is worse to be a traitor than a perpetrator. That she made rape victims pay for their own forensic exams shows that she believes that women somehow deserved to be raped – that it is our fault, just like unplanned pregnancy, just like being victimized by men – or women like her. She acts like all women are wearing a miniskirt and are asking for it. So f–k her.

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What class.

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Woody Allen……probably hasn’t HAD a “woodie” in the last 30 years.

Pamela Anderson….would look like a porcupine if she had one sticking out for every one she’d had stuck in.

Matt Damon…..upon graduating from middle school, will attempt to sit with the adults in the cafeteria.

Sandra Bernhard…..AKA Lizzie the Lezzie, should hold forth on the finer points of “cock fighting”.

P-Diddy…..a fifth grade geography major, did his postponed-graduate study at “Wherethehellwere U. during regular class hours.

Lindsay Lohan…..should limit herself to holding forth on the finer points of “carpet munching” after failing at “cock #iting”. (Or would that be Pamela Sue?)

Ludacris….would be taken more seriously if he’d lose the ebonics and learn how to spell. But at least he got the right name for himself.

Madonna…..(or is it Lindsay, or Pam…..you can’t tell the (0(ksu(ker$ apart without a score card)…..must own a chain of fast food joints. I pulled up to the drive-thru window and the voice said, “Welcome to madonnas—-you want fries wi’ dat?

Woody Allen– He was relevant about thirty years ago. Unfortunately you can carry the theme of being a geek with *shock* blatant sexuality only so far before it gets just stupid.

Pamela Anderson– *Shudder* Cue voice of your mother: “See? This is what happens when you care only about how she looks at 25! See!”

Matt Damon– Yes, but you see Matt Damon is an actor, the real man is Jason Bourne.

Barbra Streisand– You know Blabs, that….um…dress works for some women, but in your case let’s try not to reveal anything…..at all.

Sarah Bernhard– What Faustian pact did she make? She’s wasn’t funny even in her prime!

P. Diddy– Yo, 5 Cent! Tick off an entire state and say you ain’t been biased.

Lindsay Lohan– There’s car wrecks, there’s train wrecks, and then there’s Lindsay.

Ludacris– Who is this guy? Really?

Madonna– That little ticking noise? It’s called a clock, and every day you’re getting a little older and little farther from the young singer you keep pretending to be. Go ahead, deny it, but it’s inevitable.

That said, time to poke fun at the celebs:

Woody Allen–

“[Sarah Palin] can suck it.” — Pamela Anderson

“[A Sarah Palin] Presidency would be like a really bad Disney movie.” — Matt Damon

“McCain doesn’t get it: Women are not that stupid.” — Barbra Streisand

Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the shit and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat bitch! — Sarah Bernhard

“Alaska, motherf**ker? What is the reality in Alaska? There’s not even no crack heads in Alaska. There’s not even no black people. There’s not even no like… crime?” — P. Diddy

“I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for President…” — Lindsay Lohan

“Paint the White House black, and I’m sure that’s got ‘em terrified. McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed.” — Ludacris

“Get stupid!” — Madonna

Thats easy, Everyone of them are actors.
They are empty vessels waiting for someone to tell them what to say, when to say it, and how to say it.
They are also stupid and smug about it.

Better now?

You must have a thing for silicon.