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The Left Has Another Food Throwing Hero

From the leftist celebrity butt sniffers at the Gawker:

Who is the Hero Who Threw Tomatoes at Sarah Palin?

Currently, Jeremy Paul Olson languishes in a Minnesota jail for the crime of throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin today. Although he missed Palin’s face, Jeremy struck a chord strung through the center of our heart: Who are you, brave tomato-thrower?

Most of what we know comes from this brief Fox News report:

A man was arrested for allegedly throwing two tomatoes at Sarah Palin from the second floor balcony during a book signing event at the Mall of America in Minnesota, MyFoxTwinCities.com. reported.

Neither tomato came close hitting the former 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, but did hit a police officer in the face, the station reported.

The unidentified man may face charges for assaulting a police officer, according to the station.

We called the Bloomington, MN jail and a bored-sounding officer answered the phone, apparently indifferent to the feat of produce-based heroics that had occurred just down the road. He told us the perp’s name was Jeremy Paul Olson, that he didn’t give a permanent residence, and that he was working alone. He also said Olson will be in court tomorrow to face charges of disorderly conduct and assault on a police officer, "since that’s who he hit."

"It would have been the same if [Palin] wasn’t there," said the officer. Oh no it wouldn’t. If anyone has information on the tomato-wielding Real American Hero Jeremy Paul Olson, please email us. Who is this man? What motivated him to throw tomatoes at Sarah Palin? And most importantly: How could he miss!?

Jeremy Paul Olson, we salute you.

UPDATE: a photo of the man himself:

Again, we were tempted to eschew giving this probable leftist thug any further publicity.

But, alas, it again shows the world how ‘liberals’ address any viewpoints opposed to their own.

They love all forms of diversity, except diversity of thought.

Notice, too, that this pathetic dweeb courageous hero missed – as they always seem to do.

What a shock, eh?

By the way, during the end of the Weimar Republic and the rise of Nazism in Germany, Hitler’s Storm Troopers also thought it was clever to shout down their opponents, throw food or beer steins at them, and release mice or set off stink bombs at opponents’ events.

The more things change the more totalitarians remain the same.

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, December 8th, 2009. Comments are currently closed.

12 Responses to “The Left Has Another Food Throwing Hero”

  1. artboyusa says:

    He looks like Henry Rollins’ dumb kid brother (http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Rollins,_Henry/Pictures)

    I read Sarah’s book…still like her but that book is junk.

  2. White_Polluter says:

    He missed because he attended the Barack Obama School of Pitching.

  3. proreason says:

    Sarah seems to have Dubya’s athleticism in dodging shoes and tomatoes.

    And his ability to piss off the morons.

  4. Liberals Demise says:

    What night is it they hold the Jail Cell Sadie Hawkins dance?
    Loverboy looks lonely!

  5. Chuckk says:

    At least he hit a filthy pig cop.

  6. 12 Gauge Rage says:

    If you were to photo shop his picture with a heavy fur coat and a commie cap, he’d look just like a Bolshevik thug.

    • GL0120 says:

      No point in wasting bits 12 Gauge, I don’t think your artistic endeavors are at all necessary.
      Rather than having him languish in jail on the taxpayer’s dime, I suggest he be placed in stocks and people be allowed to pelt him with rotten vegetables!

  7. jobeth says:

    I think I know him! Doesn’t he live in that rusty trailer down at the end of the dirt road? You know the one with all the beer can’s in the yard…

    He l’peers like he “don’t got no edchukation” anyway”


  8. DW says:

    He also said Olson will be in court tomorrow to face charges of disorderly conduct and assault on a police officer, “since that’s who he hit.”

    Every time this individual gets pulled over for speeding or any other minor offence, his name will be run on the computer.
    ‘Assault on a police officer’ will come up. Just running his licence plate will likely produce that little tidbit of information.
    It won’t matter that it was a thrown tomato, or that the tomato was aimed at someone else. ‘Assault on a police officer’ is what will appear on the screen.
    The next time this idiot gets a break from a cop for speeding or an illegal turn or whatever…theyll be pronouncing their “r”s in Boston.

    It sucks to be you, “hero”…

  9. The Hillbuzz blog has been a big supporter of Sarah Palin, and, despite the fact they are fans of Hillary Clinton, I admire them and find them an interesting source.

    They reported that lefties are hoping people will repeat this stunt and – get this – try to hit Trig Palin. See: http://tinyurl.com/yap2jub.

    This will be brief, but we want to get you all on the same page.

    We were told today that the Left is making the rounds on various sites like HuffPo, Daily Kos, etc. (all the usual suspects), talking about how great it would be for people to go to Sarah Palin’s book signings and throw eggs, tomatoes, rocks, etc. at her and her family. Our first impulse at this is to say, “Sarah, declare yourself a 2012 candidate already and get Secret Service protection NOW. Dr. Utopia got it earlier than anyone in history, so you should get it early too.”

    Then, we hear news that the sickos on the Left are hoping people hit Trig Palin with whatever they are throwing.

    They’re creeps. A liberal man throws food at a woman and her young child and we’re supposed to believe CONSERVATIVES are the misogynists? Please, give me a break.

  10. 12 Gauge Rage says:

    There’s a special place in Hell, set aside to those who do harm to children.

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