During the day, AlToad and other Greenies engage in the proccesses of bloviomoneysynthesis with consists of persuading ignorant people that totally natural processes are in fact destroying humanity, and must therefore be offset by “carbon credits”.

At night, the carbon credits are converted into money that is moved from the ignorant people’s bank accounts into AlToad’s bank account, thus completing the bloviommoneysynthesis process, which begins again with the new day.

There is an associated process called arrogantispowergrabitis that also happens but it is taught in an advanced lesson.

And a message to the environmentalists:

Dear whackjobs,

Don’t mess with Mother Nature. She’s a total beatch.

Well, what do you know. We’re back to the dog metaphor.

The benchmark for our global “warming” is based on temperatures taken 100 years ago…which for those who arent aware of it, was the end of a climatological phenomenon known as the “Little Ice Age” where from the middle of the 17th century to the end of the 19th century, the world’s average temperature was below historical norms….one year had the honor of being the “year without summer” where the Dutch were ice skating on canals in June….

Using that as the benchmark, and ignoring the past 10000 years of average and warmer than average temperatures, the climatologists are running around banging into walls and pointing to that point in time as the “average” global temperature, and using it as the basis for their “evidence” that temperatures are indeed on the rise. Using that formula, they guarantee their findings irrefutable, and leave out the fact that their baseline is purposefully skewed in their favor.

Global Warming activism is long on unsubstantiated assertions, and short on objective facts. Only by comparing today’s temperatures to the abnormal cold of the “little ice age”- and by completely ignoring the warmer temperatures that predominated during most of the past 10,000 years—can global warming activists paint a picture of the planet suffering a warming crisis.

Moreover, sound science has thrown cold water on each and every one of the alleged global warming “crises”, such as endangered polar bears, melting ice caps, ect ect, alleged to result from global warming. When faced with the systematic exposure to each allegation time and time again, the activists now use Canadian forests as their next example, telling everyone that trees which until now absorbed carbon dioxide and gave off oxygen, now somehow that process is reversed and we are all going to die.

This is nothing more than playing on the ignorance of people, and putting forth flawed personal theory as fact, while ignoring the facts and hoping nobody does their homework and exposes them for the grifting charlatans they are. Man isnt causing global warming, quack science is. No matter what man does to try to prevent the inexorable cycles the earth has maintained for billions of years, it would be like spitting in the Pacific ocean and telling everyone that it is lessening the salinity of the water.

The big difference is, climate “experts” are doing just that. Spitting into the sea. And charging you for their trouble. PT Barnum’s “there’s a sucker born every minute” comes to mind, and all of this hype about a non existent problem could be better served if the experts would solve a real problem and not try to make a living on a fabricated crisis and wasting everybody’s time and money.

Foolish Americans – we laugh at your puny nukes…bwahahaha.

Actually, while it’s always educational to be told all about the part of the country where I live work and play -especially by a Chicago Trib correspondent, who’s based in Houston, Texas, whose main claim to fame is writing about race relations in America (check his website) and who’s doing his investigating in one of Canada’s largest and warmest cities…the fact is, is that this whole article is one long, meandering stream of self-contradictory, unmitigated horseshit.

I can dismantle it if anyone really needs me to, but I do have to work in the morning -albeit not in logging/forestry anymore since that industry is deader than John Edwards’s political aspirations.

My sister is a fine adult, really a terrific girl. But four years at a state university…. And that”s pretty much the story of what’s happening to all the adults.

They also predicted humanity would have destroyed itself by now from overpopulation.

But being wrong 100% of the time doesn’t stop these charlatans. Since they can’t make an accurate prediction if their life depended on it, the only thing they CAN depend on is the ignorance of the suckers they prey on.