Comments on: UK Seeks Homosexuals To Guard Queen

By: Reality Bytes

Reality Bytes — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:57:08 +0000

How many of the Queens guards does it take to make a Cosmo?
Three!

One to mix & pour & two to stand around waving their arms saying “FA-BU-LOUS!”

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:29:20 +0000

How safe is ‘Her Majesty’ if they all break out doing “SHOW” tunes?

By: GL0120

GL0120 — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:03:03 +0000

Think of the advantages – if someone is intent on harming the queen, they’ll never be sure which queen is which!

By: Right of the People

Right of the People — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:35:33 +0000

Scotland Yard, where God Save the Queen has an entirely different meaning than it used to.

By: Ted Abhour

Ted Abhour — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:51:50 +0000

The advertisement, and hiring criteria are in violation of the EQUALITY ACT, Chapter 2, Section 13 (1)

The crime is DIRECT DISCRIMINATION based on sexual orientation.

http://www.publications.parlia.....w_en_2.htm

Scotland Yard is the Criminal in this one.

By: Helena

Helena — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:06:07 +0000

Very funny, Confucius.

But seriously, isn’t it pathetic that that everyone feels forced to kow-tow to quotas to protect their butts politically?

“Yesterday a spokesman for Scotland Yard said the force was keen to boost the number of under-represented groups in specialist units, although they stressed that the selection for the post would be based solely on merit.

“There are around 30 vacancies for the post, which offers a salary between £28,605 and £41,208 depending on the experience of the police constable.”

That’s a pretty decent salary, not to mention the prestige of the position, the perqs (there’s travel, and there must be occasional staff parties) and the patriotic pride factor (am I allowed to count that as an incentive – or is that too jingoistic?) So why isn’t a simple ad enough to attract a decent pool of applicants? Why do they have to “reach out”?

By: arb

arb — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:01:38 +0000

“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times; do not fan the girls when they’re wet! But you’ll never learn, you’ll be a eunuch all your life.”

By: Confucius

Confucius — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:18:57 +0000

Fabulous.

–The lesbians can protect the queen. I just know they’re tougher than those sissified bobbies.
–The gays can keep the queen. They might even introduce her to makeup.
–The transgenders can be decoys. They’re used to being confused.

I am wondering, however, what their new uniforms and march will look like.

By: proreason

proreason — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:03:16 +0000

The Queen probably regrets she didn’t think of this idea when Dianna was fulfilling her role as the official reproduction vessel.